Note to Self

Double and maybe triple check what pictures are on your camera before you turn it on when your dad is looking over your shoulder. That first picture should not be a boob shot. Luckily there was a bra involved. And to cap it off dad says "going to post that on MySpace?"

Message to Men

To all of the men out there....

Men, do you date a girl with naturally curly hair? Let me give you a few tips. As much as you love to take a shower with your lady right before your sweet love making...that can make for some disastrous hair situations for us. Maybe give us a few minutes to put some product on our hair after we get out of the shower? We might even appreciate a few more minutes for some quick blow drying. Don't be offended if we aren't up for snuggling as we might need some time afterwards to repair our hair. Or if we mumble some lame excuse about having to get up early the next morning therefore we aren't going to stay the night.

So the next time you wake up after a night of some hot sex, you won't wonder why our hair is up in a ponytail will you? That is just a kind gesture on our part to keep you from waking up next to a clone of that crazy hair lady you run into at the grocery store on Saturday mornings.

More funny pictures

This blog is going to turn into my comments about funny pictures I take. Are you familiar with "Veggie Tales"? It's a Christian cartoon and I don't think that "Dave and the Giant Pickle" is really an appropriate title for one of their videos. But pretty freakin' hilarious.

Hormones - for those who are interested

So I got my hormone blood test back (saliva test is another option) and I am normal. Yay! My FSH (follicle stimulating hormone) is on the edge which means "yes my eggs are getting old". So now the decision is...do I get back on birth control pills?

Banana Biscotti and Nosy People

Does this look appetizing? It's a Banana Biscotti from un-named grocery store (you know where). Honestly it looks like a really big cat turd.

Sorry I haven't written in awhile. I've been busy with work and dealing with some health stuff.

When did it become appropriate for friends (not close friends) to ask you if you have had sex with the new guy yet? Really? And how do you answer that question without sounding like you are justifying why you haven't had sex yet? Do I ask them how often they have sex with their husbands? No.... And I won't be posting it on Facebook either. Don't wait for the day when my status says "Hey the new guy and I just did it....pictures to follow!". I was remiss to even mention him to any of my friends because I knew I would get all the questions. So for now...my lips are sealed.

Magazine at my workplace

Here I am walking through Whole Foods and this catches my eye. I love where I work!

Road Rage in Austin

I really need to just get this out there. I'm amazed how poorly people drive in this town and how it is so freakin' obvious that most of the Austin drivers out there are on auto pilot.

1. Why do people brake when there is no one in front of them?

2. Why do people brake before they get into the turn lane? I can understand if there is someone already there but jeez, get in the turn lane and then break.

3. People who stop in traffic to allow others to turn left in front of them from a cross street. This is probably the most dangerous move out there.

4.. The drivers that forget the school zone has ended and continue to drive 20. Okay let's just chat a bit about slow drivers. Really? Why do you have a car if you are going to drive that slow?? You could possibly walk faster, ride your bike faster....

5. And to those drivers who want to move into another lane....Hey lady! yes you, the one who was on the South Lamar Bridge this morning, in the left lane, wanting to move over into the right lane. You had no cars in front of you so you had been sitting there for awhile with your blinker on (thank you for the blinker). So I honk at you to let you know "hey, move your ass over" and you pause - yes pause....and I guess you are thinking about moving over? Isn't that what you wanted to do? So you move over and I wait......no thank you wave! And of course you are on the phone. I regretted being a friendly Texas driver today.


And lastly...on my way home from work, I sit at the light at Manchaca and Slaughter. There is an HEB to the right and there is always some yahoo that wants to turn left out of the parking lot onto Manchaca. And please note people, there is a light to turn left onto Slaughter from the HEB parking lot that would probably get you to your destination faster and safer. Use it! So the traffic backs up at that light at rush hour every day to allow these left turn people to do their thing.

One day I'm sitting there and this big ole' truck in front of me is sitting about a car lengths from the car in front of it. I'm thinking he is waiting to let one of the cars from the HEB exit in front him. Now let me add a bit more to the picture...I'm in line in that critical spot...the one where when the light turns green, that if everyone ahead of you cooperates, we can get a big group of us through the light. So the light turns green. Mr Big Truck hesitates and then....wait for it....decides to turn right!!! So not only did this affect how many of us made it through the light...he could have turned right at any point while we were sitting there. He had a clear right turn lane just sitting there waiting for him.

If I could have, I would have pulled him over and bitch slapped him.